Operation: own a snake until i move out without my mum finding out (6)
Got a few comments (WOO! people paying attention to me! 
). Got some questions from folks:
1. Aww hes not biting you anymore! good stuff, love the blog.. how long till you move out?
I'm at uni the now, so its gonna be a while, at least 3 years
(this is going to be a long blog, will stop once i get to "Operation: own a snake until i move out without my mum finding out (4000)")
2. And I would love to know in further posts, Stav, how you managed to: a) install the whole viv and Houdini without them knowing, and b) how you can't bring yourself to buy porn and yet defy the shit out of your parent's rules.
a) He's in a RUB, which is pretty compact and i have a heatmat underneath, the cupboard has access to plugs through a hole in the back of it, so no1 knows its there. And I got Houdini himself in via some very crafty bag-work.
Changing the water is a bit of a problem, got to take the water dish to the bathroom and back without anyone seeing it, MAJOR pain in the anal-region...
b) And its easy to defy the parents for one simple reason: the mother really broght this on herself - she said "Stavros, i know wot ur like, u want a snake right now but in 2 weeks u wont care". Hmmmm, it appears she didnt think i was serious about wanting a snake, oh well
Also, porn is different: I always get the feeling that when u go in to buy porn the people behind the desk think ur sad and cant get a woman so u have to get a DVD as a replacement - and this annoys me doubly because i have a GF to satisfy THOSE needs, but i cant put porn on the counter and say "this isn't for what you think, I need it for my snake..." at which point the person behind the counter would get confused and call the security guard/ police.
(P.S. I am a huge advocate of pornography and 'self-loving', just in case there was any confusion)
). Got some questions from folks:1. Aww hes not biting you anymore! good stuff, love the blog.. how long till you move out?
I'm at uni the now, so its gonna be a while, at least 3 years
(this is going to be a long blog, will stop once i get to "Operation: own a snake until i move out without my mum finding out (4000)")2. And I would love to know in further posts, Stav, how you managed to: a) install the whole viv and Houdini without them knowing, and b) how you can't bring yourself to buy porn and yet defy the shit out of your parent's rules.
a) He's in a RUB, which is pretty compact and i have a heatmat underneath, the cupboard has access to plugs through a hole in the back of it, so no1 knows its there. And I got Houdini himself in via some very crafty bag-work.
Changing the water is a bit of a problem, got to take the water dish to the bathroom and back without anyone seeing it, MAJOR pain in the anal-region...
b) And its easy to defy the parents for one simple reason: the mother really broght this on herself - she said "Stavros, i know wot ur like, u want a snake right now but in 2 weeks u wont care". Hmmmm, it appears she didnt think i was serious about wanting a snake, oh well
Also, porn is different: I always get the feeling that when u go in to buy porn the people behind the desk think ur sad and cant get a woman so u have to get a DVD as a replacement - and this annoys me doubly because i have a GF to satisfy THOSE needs, but i cant put porn on the counter and say "this isn't for what you think, I need it for my snake..." at which point the person behind the counter would get confused and call the security guard/ police.
(P.S. I am a huge advocate of pornography and 'self-loving', just in case there was any confusion)
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Love the blogs . Why don't you buy the porn mags while your girlfriend is present ? Give the newsies something to think about . lol .
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Haha, good idea, I like doing stuff like that to her, will pick some DISGUSTING porn and not show her and get her to come with me to the counter :P
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not fully read thru all your blogs yet, but why not "take a glass of water" to your room to "drink" ("all that studying makes a young man thirsty mum!")
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