I can tattoo girl's ninnies and show them my erm.. cock for 50p !
i've got 50p...
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"A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."
you could always tattoo one going all the way up your belly and round your boob
Haha yeah! But I'd need someone to scare me half to death and tattoo it for me.. which I'd regret because he abused my eyes, but I'd still love the tattoo anyway
Haha yeah! But I'd need someone to scare me half to death and tattoo it for me.. which I'd regret because he abused my eyes, but I'd still love the tattoo anyway
I think the thought of the boyfriend sat downstairs for god knows how long while this so called tattoo is being done and then not asking to see it when you come downstairs is scary enough