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Old 17-11-2009, 03:16 PM
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Recently in poundland I noticed they are stocking a venom extractor.

It clearly has a picture of a snake and a T on the front (as well as a wasp) and while it dosn't exactly say it is suitable for use on venomous snakes the suggestion is certainly there. Out of interest I opened it up and the suction cup is probably only about 2cm big.

Does anyone else see where this is possibly going....
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? but... but... but it's poundland and we're in the UK...
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? but... but... but it's poundland and we're in the UK...
I think its aimed at holiday makers as it was in their holiday bits section. Just see some idiot buy it, go out looking for something nasty, get themselves bitten and then wonder why they die after using a £1 venom extractor.

I guess someone could buy one on the off chance they get bitten by an adder......
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I think its aimed at holiday makers as it was in their holiday bits section. Just see some idiot buy it, go out looking for something nasty, get themselves bitten and then wonder why they die after using a £1 venom extractor.

I guess someone could buy one on the off chance they get bitten by an adder......
Oh well that's ok though - Darwinism & all that...
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Oh well that's ok though - Darwinism & all that...
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I hope they sell them up my way..... We have a hell of a problem with cobras in the back garden..... LOL
I don't think they work anyway... Probably helps with the placebo effect of a wasp sting on some people....
Or you could use it for making Elf nickies on your neck......
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I'm pretty sure these would go down a treat as a comedy christmas gift for my colleagues

What will they think of next!!!
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I'm pretty sure these would go down a treat as a comedy christmas gift for my colleagues

What will they think of next!!!
I was thinking the same.
I might get some and hand them to anyone who visits the house........ "just in case"

can't wait to see the look on the Avon lady's face
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I was thinking the same.
I might get some and hand them to anyone who visits the house........ "just in case"

can't wait to see the look on the Avon lady's face

HAHAHA.

These are worth buying just for a laugh.....LOL
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