important message from dice

[ditta]

hey to all other baby skunks out there! i was having supervised playtime with chester yesterday as he was a bit lonely cos his best buddy domino has gone away to a place called eaven i think my mummies called it, anyway me and chess were chillaxin on mummies duvet and he was telling me some stories of him and dom, and chester said that dom had told him lots of funny things like once he went to visit friends....mummies friends not his.....and he met some critters under a box he thinks they were called beer cats but couldnt be sure, but they shared a big fish with him, anyway whilst under this box he heard our mummies and some other folks laughing and the beer cats said oh they talking about spuds in your ears........dom laughed cos hed never heard of this, chester wasnt sure whether dom had said a granny or a fenny had been saying this and the beer cats had heard it.........chester and domino thought this was very odd they never seen this.....potatos in hoomans ears.........anyhoos after chess had gone back down i had an idea to cheer him up.

when mummies got in bed i snuggled into mummy dittas arm like always and waited til all was still and quiet, i was shivering with excitment mummy thought i was cold and kept tucking me in ..............all quiet.....ooo how happy is chester gonna be wen i bring him potatos for brekkie............i quietly stretched up to mummy dittas ear she didnt move so i got up and started digging with all my might..........i couldnt find anything so i had a little nibble and BOOM mummy ditta shot in the air and i went flying cross the bed.....all red goo was coming from her ear.....she even woke mummy cat up and asked if her ear was still there......tut i was only loking for spuds..........she was really annoyed and went....TUT.....i stayed at the bottom of the bed all night cos i dint want red goo on me, so listen baby skunks dont dig in your mummy or daddys ears cos it just red goo not owt to eat and mummy ditta said i shouldnt listen to old knives tails......whatever they are


dice aged 5 n half.......months

[sami]

heheheehehe

I can't stop giggling!

I won't show Daisy this! Don't want her getting any funny ideas!

[Jacs]

lmao, i love it! sitting here giggling away to myself getting some rather odd looks off my mum hehe

[Shell195]

Poor Dice having to sleep on the bottom of the bed

[africa]

Hilarious!

[felix93]

Dice you slept on the bottom of the bed. Your lucky. I have to sleep in my prison, it's cold and lonely there at night and all I have is just a dirty towel.

[ditta]

dice always sleeps in bed, she has managed to figure how to get up on her own using cats bedside table with a shelf, wen cat leaves for work in a morning if dice isnt already in bed she gets in and sleeps in cats warm part

[Emmaj]

Originally Posted by ditta

dice always sleeps in bed, she has managed to figure how to get up on her own using cats bedside table with a shelf, wen cat leaves for work in a morning if dice isnt already in bed she gets in and sleeps in cats warm part

hmmmmm i see dom didnt tell chester about his erm.........oooahhh yeshy with the laydeeeeeee skunkies at nery's

[ditta]

Originally Posted by Emmaj

hmmmmm i see dom didnt tell chester about his erm.........oooahhh yeshy with the laydeeeeeee skunkies at nery's

or the ooooooooyeshy with the lad on the way home

[felix93]

Originally Posted by ditta

dice always sleeps in bed, she has managed to figure how to get up on her own using cats bedside table with a shelf, wen cat leaves for work in a morning if dice isnt already in bed she gets in and sleeps in cats warm part

I am so glad Mack doesn't talk to yours Ditta. My bed is not big enough for all the cats, a hubby and me in there at night, let alone having a skunk too. So far I managed to trap him in his crate every night by putting some more food in there after a long run around. He can't resist his treat.