RFUKs' Worst Pet

[Evie]

I was just thinking that we all like to post about our wonderful pets.
Anyhow I thought it would be interesting to hear about the really crap ones. This post is inspired by our cat:

Profile:
Name: kaito AKA Captain Dreadful
Type: Black Oriental
Hobbies: Biting, scratching, hissing, spitting and clawing, theiving, intimidating anything with a pulse.
Hates: Everyone, articles on tables, shelves, fireplaces - they should be on the floor.
Likes: wallpaper, curtains, wires, spoons, pens, paper bags, books..... anything breakable, stealable, shredable or bleedable.
Ambitions: To murder everyone using the death of a thousand puncture wounds method.
Endearing features: Not Applicable



Anyone got a worse pet that isn't going to be showing up in the classified section anytime soon

[Declan123]

LOL, sounds a rate laugh...!

Ive had a fair few broken bones from bites etc.... But i wouldnt class them as pets..

[vetdebbie]

Dunno what you mean! Sounds sweet and fluffy to me!

[vetdebbie]

Apparently my husband's mother had a white cat who was ok unless you you crept up on him. If did this, he bit you then freaked out running round the house ripping things to shreds. Not too bad you may think - only happens when you creep up on him. Trouble is being white, he was also deaf!

[Zoo-Man]

Aw, poor Kaito! hehe Good pic of him by the way Helen! x

[Brat]

Kaito doesn't seem to have a pupil in one eye, looks well freaky.. may be the angle of the pic though!

I once had a dog that my Mum had put to sleep. I cried for days and redecorated my whole room with gravestones and hate messages to my Mum. I refused to go to school for weeks afterwards as punishment to her.. He was called Bruno and was a bit of a mongrel, we never really knew what he was.. He was small, brown and wirey haired. He looked liked the sweetest thing, would roll over for you to stroke him, then get bored and completely flip! I still bare the scars, he bit me quite badly on my side and hands which was the last straw for my Mum

[Shey]

Originally Posted by Evie

I was just thinking that we all like to post about our wonderful pets.
Anyhow I thought it would be interesting to hear about the really crap ones. This post is inspired by our cat:

Profile:
Name: kaito AKA Captain Dreadful
Type: Black Oriental
Hobbies: Biting, scratching, hissing, spitting and clawing, theiving, intimidating anything with a pulse.
Hates: Everyone, articles on tables, shelves, fireplaces - they should be on the floor.
Likes: wallpaper, curtains, wires, spoons, pens, paper bags, books..... anything breakable, stealable, shredable or bleedable.
Ambitions: To murder everyone using the death of a thousand puncture wounds method.
Endearing features: Not Applicable



Anyone got a worse pet that isn't going to be showing up in the classified section anytime soon

And yet he looks so innocent

[asm1006]

Well we had a siamese when we lived in Lndon in the 70's. We have had loads of siamese and Sindy was the only horrid one.

List of crimes-

1. Racism, its true! She'd spit and go for anyone who was not white.
2. Stole Christmas turkey.
3. Hated motorbikes, would spit and howl at them if they dared drive past
4. Dogs. She got out one day and dad found her ripping the crap out of a german shepherds back.
5. Vets. The big head said he didn't need dad to help with the injections. He emerged (vet) with dressings up his arms and a guilty looking Cindy wih a tail like a loo brush!

[asm1006]

Originally Posted by vetdebbie

Apparently my husband's mother had a white cat who was ok unless you you crept up on him. If did this, he bit you then freaked out running round the house ripping things to shreds. Not too bad you may think - only happens when you creep up on him. Trouble is being white, he was also deaf!

Oh dear should't laugh but it was amusing to imagine creeping round a deaf cat!

[Evie]

Originally Posted by Brat

Kaito doesn't seem to have a pupil in one eye, looks well freaky.. may be the angle of the pic though!

Oh did I forget to mention he's bog eyed aswell!
Loving these tales of bad ass pets - got my morning off to a start with a smile.