
07-01-2007, 05:16 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Winnipeg, MB, Canada
Posts: 4,495
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Originally Posted by Dexter
That's my suggestion for the course:
First Day: we will learn how to free handle a gaboon viper (everyone will have a chance pull him out of the viv, handle for hour an hour and stick it back in the viv)
Second Day: swimming with salt water crocs (make sure you take your swimming gear and towel)
Third Day: in the morning we will learn how to play flute, and in the afternoon, we will do the flute trick with a king cobra, and of course kiss the cobra's forehead
Fourth Day: we will learn how to run in zigzag from a black mamba. Don't panick, you don't need to be faster than the snake, as long as there is someone who is slower than you in the group
Fifth and last day: we will get locked up with a komodo dragon for 5 hours, just to see that his bad reputation is very unfair. If we have time we will learn how to brush their teeth so that they stop dribbling
We will get the certificates and a hatchling taipan in the post a week later 
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OH PLEASE!!!
Can you atleast try to take this seriously? The taipan will be on a 24hr delivery :wink:

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