Animal Injuries You've Had

[georgieabc123]

been bitten by over 60 dogs one of the perks or my job
been bitten by royal didnt hurt too much been whiped n the eye buy iggy
been stung by lion fish
been bitten buy a goat that really hurt

[Tristan]

Originally Posted by georgieabc123

been bitten buy a goat that really hurt

Bloody goats. Join the club.

I forgot one. Have been smacked in the face by a pissy chicken's wing. Not KFC, mofos.

[Steve]

• Same day, same centre, a gibbon smacked me with a thorny branch.

I just spat tea all over my pc I found my winner

[Taxemic]

Kicked football into wasp nest.

Biten and tail whipped by adult Boscs.

Electrocuted by fence whilst stroking Sheep.

Bat fly into my face gave me a black eye.

Biten by a pig.

Leo bit me last night.

[Taxemic]

Originally Posted by Brat

Got ringworm from horses,
Badly bitten by my old dog,
Have loads of current scratches/scars from all the cats.

No way? Worms inside you? How you get rid?

[Steve]

[quote=Taxemic;2930793] Electrocuted by fence whilst stroking Sheep. quote]

I lied thats my new winner

[Taxemic]

[quote=Steve;2930803]

Originally Posted by Taxemic

Electrocuted by fence whilst stroking Sheep. quote]

I lied thats my new winner

I no the animal didn't do it but I hold him responsible.

[Bebeop1980]

Being mauled by my wife for not buying her shoes.

[elliottreed]

Originally Posted by Bebeop1980

Being mauled by my wife for not buying her shoes.

My OH knows all too well about that ;D

[gaspanic]

my worst was having all the ligaments (sp) in my ankle torn by my old horse when he barged out the school as i opened the gate! (i was still on board as going for a hack and my chaps got caught in the hook)
Various burns from ceramics
Scars from a gecko biting me
When i was small, a huuuuge dog bit my face so i have a tiny scar on my forhead
No snake bites have scarred

thats about it...i fail at this!