Animal Injuries You've Had

[bradhollands999]

Scratched by a cat.
Bitten by a dog.
Bitten by baby Ratsnake.
Various others.

[monitor mad]

Bitten by a bosc
tailwhipped by a whitethroat monitor
bitten by a grey squirrel LOL my fault
and the best for last swallowed a bee while drinking a can of coke
stung me in the throat wedged there because of it's barbed sting
throat swelled , managed to get to my cousins house nearby passed out
he threw me into the car straight to health centre , got out the car passed out again , stopped breathing turned blue LUCKILY a doctor on his way in seen me , ran in and got injection of adrenalin and antihistamine , injected it into my jugular vein and hey presto i was ok!!!!
Give me a 7ft monitor lizard any day!!!!!!!!!!!! MM

[Meko]

1. My royal tried to eat my knob
2. one of my dogs punctured a hole in the inside of my elbow, damaging a nerve and i've still not completely got the feeling back in one of my fingers.
3. got bit in the face by a mates dog as we were having a barking competition, i won and she didn't like it.

[HABU]

bites, bites, bites... oh and a scratch here and there...

[Lucifus]

• Bitten by dogs countless times including one hospital trip where a sheep dog dug his teeth into my backside as a kid.
• Pecked by chickens/geese and a swan.
• Stood on by a horse.
• Bitten by rats/mice/bearded dragon/snake/bosc/gecko.
• Envenomated several times by a rear fanged snake.
• Countless times getting a fist full of hairs from tarantulas.
• Perminant scars from a green iguana.

Fun times.

[Tristan]

Originally Posted by monitor mad

and the best for last swallowed a bee while drinking a can of coke
stung me in the throat wedged there because of it's barbed sting
throat swelled , managed to get to my cousins house nearby passed out
he threw me into the car straight to health centre , got out the car passed out again , stopped breathing turned blue LUCKILY a doctor on his way in seen me , ran in and got injection of adrenalin and antihistamine , injected it into my jugular vein and hey presto i was ok!!!!
Give me a 7ft monitor lizard any day!!!!!!!!!!!! MM

Win.

[shell2909]

i fractured my spine from falling off my horse about 4 yrs ago

[*H*]

Bitten by a dog just above the eye when I was about 6, needed stitches.
Bitten by countless hamsters, rats, mice gerbils.
Bitten and scratched to peices by a pyscho rabbit.
Stung by a wasp........ in winter.....in bed
Scratched by a cat after stopping it from chocking (ungrateful sod) and needed stitches to put the end of my finger back together.
No end of hatchling snake bites, couple of adult ratsnake bits, royal bite and a brb bite.
2 adult bosc bites......... one didn't even leave a mark, second I had the tiniest scratch.
Turtle bite
10 minute old baby beardie bite (awwwwww)
Lots of Kitten scratches.

Thinks that about all.........

[hubert_cumberdale]

Been scratched by green iguana sooo many times, left scars from when i was little (bless lol)
apart from that, been bitten by...
spiny tail, poor physco beardie, chuckwalla (lots of times lol), crazy bitch of a rat (again, lots of times, its a love hate thing), nile monitor that just didnt let go, leopard gecko, corn snake, petri gecko (LOL) an adult locust on my nose, and probably the worst bite of all - a meal worm tht drew blood lol

[DaveM]

had my leg cut open by a green iguana tail whipping me, found out I'm allergic to T venom after getting bit by mine, many snake bite