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Again I work in an Aquatics/Reptile shop. Yesterday a lady came in and asked if we stocked Golf Balls.
Yes - Our Leopard Geckos are partial to a round of golf...
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18-11-2009, 01:34 AM
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a customer looking at turtles basking on there rock asked me "Won't them tortoise die if they fall in that water?"
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This a conversation I had with an employee of my local (now closed) reptile shop
Me: Do you have any medium crickets? Employee: Yes, What are they for? Me: My tarantulas Employee: You keep tarantulas then Me: (Well Duh!!!!) Yeah, I have 5 Employee: So you know a bit about them then? Me: I guess so Employee: Would you mind taking a look at one of our Chilean Roses for me? Me: Why? Employee: He's been very lazy recently and hasn't eaten any food Me: Okay, no problem Employee: Tarantulas aren't my speciality, but I've been told they don't eat when shedding Me: Some do eat some don't. Most of mine do eat though Employee: Here he is, he's been like this for about 2 weeks now Me: Ah right....................He's dead! Employee: Are you sure?? He couldn't just be shedding Me: ummmm....No, he's definitely dead. If he was moulting he would be on his back. Employee: Okay then, I best remove him from sale then! Just as the bloke went to pick it up, I quickly said well I think he's dead anyway  You've never seen someone jump so far in your life!! I was speechless when I left the shop, didn't know whether to laugh or cry! Surely it's not hard to tell if an animals dead or alive! Poor T  Another time in the same shop, I was looking at a nearly fully grown Amel Corn. Different employee this time! Me: Why is this one reduced price? Employee: She's very fierce. Was brought in for rehoming. Me: Ok, is it possible for me take her out and have a look at her? Employee: If you really want to, but she'll take your hand off (  )Me: I'll take the risk! Employee: I'll just have to get the gloves and snake stick to get her out! He goes away comes back with the thickest pair of gloves you've ever seen! Employee: Here goes then, are you really sure about this? Me: Yeah, I'm sure He gets another customer to guard the door as he opens the viv. He then went in all guns blazing with the stick and grabbing at her. She promptly makes a break for it! Employee: I told you she was a fierce one. I can't see we'll ever rehome her with a temperment like that! By this point I've picked up the poor little thing, and she's disappear up my sleeve. Me: I can't see anything wrong with her to be honest. I'll take her! His face was a picture! I only had one issue with her being a bit tempermental with me and that was the first time I had to clean her out. After that not a problem!
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we had a next door neighbour come in to swipe some milk and she heard the mice drinking - she looked very confused. i said the mice are just having a drink and she said - and i quote
"Really - i thought it was just humans and dogs that needed to drink..." i was struck speachless - i thought to myself - this woman has two kids, how are they still alive???
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Some fo you work in rep shops near me, be prepared for some stupid questions just to annoy you
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