Stupid things said by customers etc...

[-matty-b-]

there was an old lady in front of me the other day when i was gettin some crickets from my local pet shop when she seen em in my hand and asked what they were, crickets for my pets i said to her, after staring at em blankly for 5 minutes she started asking me what theyre like to keep, how to keep em and whether you can 'play' with emshe thought i said that they were my pets lol

[bluejon91]

haha a mate of mine want to keep locust as a pet pmsl

[naz_pixie]

Originally Posted by joe_oasis

Boy1 : (concerned look on his face) them two toytoises are doing something really rude
Me: nah there not there too young to be doing anything.
Boy 2: (punches his mate in the arm) i told you they cant do it with there shells on!

this made my day!!! cheered me up no end lol x x

[mariedeery]

i'm afraid i did have a moment in a post office a few weeks ago where i asked if they sold stamps. in my deffence they hadn't had any the week before but... propper senior moment, shame i'm only 22!

I've done this before, the cashier just jumped up and said yes i sell lots of stamps, i have this one, and this one, and this one...

(I lived above the post office so he knew my clumsyness/idiocy well)

[mustang100893]

Not shop related but convinced my Dad's partners daughter (Who is 17) while in Welsh mountain zoo that spider monkeys have eight legs, there was a crocodile in a pond about 10 foot lond by the pathway and many other things lol, also my Dads partner asked whether the caiman(i think, not too sure was a while ago) would eat the guppies that were in with it as it's diet.

[Samanthaa]

I love the public. They make life fun
I don't work in a rep shop (i wish) but i do work with the public

[repteen]

Not a shop one, but the animal man came into my school and was explaining about tarantulas. He was saying that in the forest, you could eat them if you wanted, then he went on to say that they - like all spiders - are poisonous. I was actually shocked, he's not usually that bad!

[bluejon91]

Originally Posted by repteen

Not a shop one, but the animal man came into my school and was explaining about tarantulas. He was saying that in the forest, you could eat them if you wanted, then he went on to say that they - like all spiders - are poisonous. I was actually shocked, he's not usually that bad!

all spider are venomus its just different levels are venom spiders arent poisionus there venomus lol. unless he meant deadly

[Dragon84]

How about when a customer notice all the reps in the vivs "are those for sale"
No we're just pretending to be a shop

Also had a family in and the younger lad asked if we take all the fish home with us on a night

[Straight-Up]

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