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Old 29-07-2007, 12:24 PM
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Ive got 2 females that will jump at the cage and try to eat me if i get too close. Real mean bitches they are. They even flick stuff at me through the bars.
My male just runs from me though he gets bullied alot by the girls bless him. Its probably his own fault for sleeping around.
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Old 30-07-2007, 09:35 PM
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oh come on someone must know who I was quoting........

Kill em, kill em all. Ive got some rats im gonna give the big swing to if they dont give birth in the next couple of weeks. One is a right nasty little ginger shit who attacks me through the bars of the cage and flicks crap at me. I will enjoy hearing her scream.

haha thats what i am like, come on breed or your off with a bang on the head

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Old 31-07-2007, 08:49 AM
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Iv jsut killed my first mouse it was a small mouse, usingt he wizz bang method. i felt so bad, poor lil thing.

Just fed him to bosh and he took it quite quickly.

I still feel really bad though

you'll become de sensitised to it. i still feel like Hitler when i do a "cull" of mine but i know that it's costing me £25 pm to keep mice and £150 to buy frozen.

that's a hell of a saving - and since all i care about it money is makes me feel really good!!!!!!
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Old 31-07-2007, 10:57 PM
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Ive got 2 females that will jump at the cage and try to eat me if i get too close. Real mean bitches they are. They even flick stuff at me through the bars.
My male just runs from me though he gets bullied alot by the girls bless him. Its probably his own fault for sleeping around.
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i might have to video them. The ginger one is a complete **** and could probably be used as an attack animal if i put her outside my door.
She steals all the food but doesnt like it when i blow in her face. After about 3 times she jumps at the bars again baring her teeth and genitals at me.
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Old 31-07-2007, 11:09 PM
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You still wake up sometimes, don't you?
Wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the mice?
I would rather kill them noisy bloody lambs....
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im not sure what im doing when he grows out of mice, i dont want a fight with a xl rat, it be so scared.
Carbon Dioxide.

You don't have to "fight" with it, you don't have to swing it, you don't have to get bitten by it. All you have to do is pick it up and put it into a container that's got a CO2 canister attached to it and let the gas in.

Big mean XL rat looks around a bit, staggers a bit because he feels a little drunk, tips over asleep ... and stops breathing shortly after.

Much less stress.

I get attached to some of my mice, but that means I WANT to give them a better death when it comes time. Yeah, we've got named mice. And we even feed out named mice.
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Old 01-08-2007, 07:56 AM
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You don't have to "fight" with it, you don't have to swing it, you don't have to get bitten by it. All you have to do is pick it up and put it into a container that's got a CO2 canister attached to it and let the gas in.
Thats easy for you to say. You dont have a massive ginger ninja bar biting man attacker that stares you down 24/7
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Thats easy for you to say. You dont have a massive ginger ninja bar biting man attacker that stares you down 24/7
and that's just your girlfriend!!
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