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Old 07-09-2007, 09:46 PM
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lol. everybody in liverpool. i have 4 of these blood thirsty fearsome ferociouse animals in my bedroom!!!!!!!!

QUICK CALL THE ARMED RESPONSE UNITS!!!! WERE ALL DOOMED!!!!!!!

i cant believe some people.

he goes on to say he was concerned for the kids and then this:

"I keep checking the toilet now in case it turns up in there!"

as we all know here if a snake escapes the first place we look is down the toilet because we know they love toilet water soooo much. infact i now have a security guard guarding my toilet 24/7 just incase he catches one making a run for the toilet!!!!

maybe i went a bit over the top. still nothing i said would look out of place in that newspaper. some people are bloody idiots!!!! it looks a nice snake aswell!!!!
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Old 07-09-2007, 10:07 PM
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They dont actually lie that much, but they word everything and twist every sentence so much that it sounds like they've found a angry Retic. There all a bunch of c**ks if you ask me, (the press and the RSPCA), or at least they are when it comes to reptiles!
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Howcome no-one has commented on the fact they called it an invertebrate yet????
because they're spineless ?
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lol. everybody in liverpool. i have 4 of these blood thirsty fearsome ferociouse animals in my bedroom!!!!!!!!

QUICK CALL THE ARMED RESPONSE UNITS!!!! WERE ALL DOOMED!!!!!!!

i cant believe some people.

he goes on to say he was concerned for the kids and then this:

"I keep checking the toilet now in case it turns up in there!"

as we all know here if a snake escapes the first place we look is down the toilet because we know they love toilet water soooo much. infact i now have a security guard guarding my toilet 24/7 just incase he catches one making a run for the toilet!!!!

maybe i went a bit over the top. still nothing i said would look out of place in that newspaper. some people are bloody idiots!!!! it looks a nice snake aswell!!!!
ive got visons ofthe great escape down the loo
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Old 08-09-2007, 10:09 PM
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why she is now looking in the bog
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Old 08-09-2007, 10:11 PM
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Howcome no-one has commented on the fact they called it an invertebrate yet????
I thought that as soon as I read it, seems a bit daft to me
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Old 09-09-2007, 01:48 AM
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Our local paper, the Falkirk Herald, had a story on the front page last week about a very rare...............................wait for it................... western hognose. To be fair they didnt call in armed response, after all it was in Camelon, the armed response were probably round the corner anyway (local dig!!!!!!!). The SSPCA rehoming unit said it is the first time they have had one. normally corns and ratsnakes. Well itll be rare again next week coz we are going through to pick it up, pending a visit from the SSPCA to make sure we can look after it!!!
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Refering back to the story in the Craven Herald about the Kingsnake -
Did you see the headline on the sign boards outside the newsagents which read - Mum finds deadly snake in her front garden.

The headline worked, i went in and bought a paper. (It will line at least 20 Contico`s though!)
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Old 10-09-2007, 11:38 PM
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Bit off topic

But can someone please tell me what the kingsnake Officer Apprehends Slippery Intruder (from Craven Herald) here is?

tis gorgeous
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