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Old 09-09-2007, 10:24 PM
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Do you reckon we could stop by Amsterdam on the way to Hamm?? I just visited the Web site and saw there will be 586 stalls (at hamm) and i need extra cash if theres that many for snakes, reckon i could sell her then...........Sensible offers only please



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Old 09-09-2007, 10:25 PM
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its too hard to tell without nude pics
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Old 09-09-2007, 10:25 PM
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Is she any good at cooking/cleaning etc.?
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Old 09-09-2007, 10:27 PM
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Is she any good at cooking/cleaning etc.?
she cant cook but is great at cleaning

she will tw*t me when she reads this later, oh well
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Old 09-09-2007, 10:28 PM
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i reckon i could take her off ya hands. does she have small feet to get closer to the cooker/sink.

plus can you give me her estimated task times for

washing the pots?
washing clothes?
ironing clothes?
bedroom fun?
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Old 09-09-2007, 10:28 PM
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its too hard to tell without nude pics
sorry not got any of those..........sigh
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Old 09-09-2007, 10:30 PM
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i reckon i could take her off ya hands. does she have small feet to get closer to the cooker/sink.

plus can you give me her estimated task times for

washing the pots? 10 mins
washing clothes? 5 mins + washing machine time
ironing clothes? 4 mins per item
bedroom fun? dunno, its been that long
ps, she has size 5's so pretty close to cooker/sink
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Just don't show Nige the pic or he will be sorting out a deal with you
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Old 09-09-2007, 10:48 PM
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Just don't show Nige the pic or he will be sorting out a deal with you
shame its royals i want not corns..........damn!
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sorry not got any of those..........sigh


Do ya want some


If ya throw a snake or two might come to an arangement for weekends

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