Girlfriend For Sale

[mgs1982uk]

Do you reckon we could stop by Amsterdam on the way to Hamm?? I just visited the Web site and saw there will be 586 stalls (at hamm) and i need extra cash if theres that many for snakes, reckon i could sell her then...........Sensible offers only please



SNAKE NOT INCLUDED

[SiUK]

its too hard to tell without nude pics

[Fangio]

Is she any good at cooking/cleaning etc.?

[mgs1982uk]

Originally Posted by Fangio

Is she any good at cooking/cleaning etc.?

she cant cook but is great at cleaning

she will tw*t me when she reads this later, oh well

[davenoble]

i reckon i could take her off ya hands. does she have small feet to get closer to the cooker/sink.

plus can you give me her estimated task times for

washing the pots?
washing clothes?
ironing clothes?
bedroom fun?

[mgs1982uk]

Originally Posted by SiUK

its too hard to tell without nude pics

sorry not got any of those..........sigh

[mgs1982uk]

Originally Posted by davenoble

i reckon i could take her off ya hands. does she have small feet to get closer to the cooker/sink.

plus can you give me her estimated task times for

washing the pots? 10 mins
washing clothes? 5 mins + washing machine time
ironing clothes? 4 mins per item
bedroom fun? dunno, its been that long

ps, she has size 5's so pretty close to cooker/sink

[CBR1100XX]

Just don't show Nige the pic or he will be sorting out a deal with you

[mgs1982uk]

Originally Posted by fazer600sy

Just don't show Nige the pic or he will be sorting out a deal with you

shame its royals i want not corns..........damn!

[brian]

Originally Posted by mgs1982uk

sorry not got any of those..........sigh

Do ya want some


If ya throw a snake or two might come to an arangement for weekends

(as if i dare)