Well at least you won't have to stop eating to pull out any small animal bones, or to remove a greasy fat dude's hair.

Nooooo...but what about garlic sauce?! WHAT ABOUT THE GARLIC SAUCE?! Ahem...ehehehe.
But half the fun is the inappropriate pictures to make the parents blush with.

Your almost saying that it's wrong to want to gross people out.
Remember to build up the hump of grumpiness at having to do twice the work load, and then forget it all after she comes back to give you the gossip.
Haha...restyle? I need a style...I can never work out what suits me.