Ursa has a fetish.....

[fenwoman]

his fetish is for phones.
First he pinched one of my cordless phones. It was gone for nearly 2 weeks before I found it outside int he tortoise garden. Only a little chewed but works fine. Then, I lost my mobile phone. I don't use it much but like to have it in case of emergency. Found it this morning in the yard but chewed to buggery. I'm flipping annoyed now cos I had pictures stored on it and there is no way to retrieve them.Not only that, I also have to buy myself another phone (needless to say it won't be brand new cos I'm a skinflint). Hey ho, ebay here we come.

[ditta]

oh ursa

my tv remotes were always going missing and found in the garden when fergus was a young un but hes grown out of the habit now.....thank heavens

[fenwoman]

Originally Posted by ditta

oh ursa

my tv remotes were always going missing and found in the garden when fergus was a young un but hes grown out of the habit now.....thank heavens

the remotes were his previous fetish and he must have chomped on 3 before I got it into my head to put them in a drawer.

[Shell195]

Maybe hes trying to ring me as he can probably feel my love for him

[ownedbyroxy]

my whippet has this fetish too....
she chewed my mobile so that the screen cracked and knackered it so the ink ran - hey presto no fone..... the dog is only 7 months, and had fone no 2 the other wk, she buried it in her bed the little madam. Now when i can't find it.... i no the 1st place to look!! I despair with her sometimes, she has endless toys, but why would she play with them when she can munch on my fone!

[fenwoman]

Originally Posted by Shell195

Maybe hes trying to ring me as he can probably feel my love for him

The mucky devil was trying to phone an 0870 number he found on the pile of puppy newspapers I get given. Someone reads a comic called the sun and it was on that. It said "hot bitches are waiting for your call".
I said to him "Explain yourself mister!" and he said (via telepathy cos dogs can't acksherly talk) "well, you know I can't stand being warm so I thought some poor doggy needed some of my useful tips to keep cool like crunching ice cubes or gnawing on frozen bones in a heatwave, or laying in the paddling pool her mumsie just filled".
I believe him as he wouldn't tell his mumsie fibs would he?

[ownedbyroxy]

Originally Posted by fenwoman

The mucky devil was trying to phone an 0870 number he found on the pile of puppy newspapers I get given. Someone reads a comic called the sun and it was on that. It said "hot bitches are waiting for your call".
I said to him "Explain yourself mister!" and he said (via telepathy cos dogs can't acksherly talk) "well, you know I can't stand being warm so I thought some poor doggy needed some of my useful tips to keep cool like crunching ice cubes or gnawing on frozen bones in a heatwave, or laying in the paddling pool her mumsie just filled".
I believe him as he wouldn't tell his mumsie fibs would he?

this had me pmsl!! i so needed a laugh.... thanks!!!

[farmercoope]

Originally Posted by fenwoman

The mucky devil was trying to phone an 0870 number he found on the pile of puppy newspapers I get given. Someone reads a comic called the sun and it was on that. It said "hot bitches are waiting for your call".
I said to him "Explain yourself mister!" and he said (via telepathy cos dogs can't acksherly talk) "well, you know I can't stand being warm so I thought some poor doggy needed some of my useful tips to keep cool like crunching ice cubes or gnawing on frozen bones in a heatwave, or laying in the paddling pool her mumsie just filled".
I believe him as he wouldn't tell his mumsie fibs would he?

Mad woman!!