Off Topic Banter

[Zoo-Man]

Originally Posted by Mrs Mental

Ohhhhh I dont do birds!!!




Pay us enough and we'll be wherever you'd like us to be!!!



Cough off - line is drawn at that We'd be hexed by the witch me thinks!!!



Silly mare!!!

I didn't mention my birds you daft mare, but I can leave the 4 parrots for you to clean out too! haha

[Krista]

Originally Posted by Zoo-Man

I didn't mention my birds you daft mare, but I can leave the 4 parrots for you to clean out too! haha

Hi,

Mrs M could pretend to clean them out, Dawn could hold you off at the pass..... and I will whisk in with my huge cloak and steal your Parrots...and replace with cake....now you can't do better than that me thinks!


Jingle Bells

[Mrs Mental]

Originally Posted by Zoo-Man

I didn't mention my birds you daft mare, but I can leave the 4 parrots for you to clean out too! haha

You said the word 'aviary' and I thought birds

I'm having a dopey day dont worry about me

You just keep your great bird to yourself young man

Originally Posted by Krista

Hi,

Mrs M could pretend to clean them out, Dawn could hold you off at the pass..... and I will whisk in with my huge cloak and steal your Parrots...and replace with cake....now you can't do better than that me thinks!


Jingle Bells

Is your cloak one that makes you invisible when you wear it? I've got one of them

I want cake now!

[Krista]

Hi Mrs M

No, My Cape isn't as great as yours....Mine's a pretend one...I have no cake, do you have cake?

We could stalk people that have nice cake and serve proper sized portions...not diet size...

Jingle Bells.

[Mrs Mental]

Originally Posted by Krista

No, My Cape isn't as great as yours....Mine's a pretend one...I have no cake, do you have cake?

We could stalk people that have nice cake and serve proper sized portions...not diet size...

Jingle Bells.

Ahhh bummer you must have the Matalan version of my posh invisibility cape - you can come under mine with me if you want to!

My children are in the kitchen alone (gasp gasp) making cookies and cakes - I've warned them my kitchen had better look the same when they've finished as it did when they started - I'm very odd about my kitchen tops Hopefully whatever they end up making will be edible when it comes out of the oven!!!

[Krista]

Originally Posted by Mrs Mental

Ahhh bummer you must have the Matalan version of my posh invisibility cape - you can come under mine with me if you want to!

My children are in the kitchen alone (gasp gasp) making cookies and cakes - I've warned them my kitchen had better look the same when they've finished as it did when they started - I'm very odd about my kitchen tops Hopefully whatever they end up making will be edible when it comes out of the oven!!!

Hi,

Ahhhh you snuck into my wardrobe and found the cut off lables.....yes, I must confess, it's a Matalan cape (hangs head in deep shame...dishonor has befallen on my family name lol), I couldn't stitch the Hobbs labels on........I'm not worthy to be shielded by your most superior cloak of supremeness ....

God, your brave letting your kids in the Kitchen...I would not trust mine to leave it the way it was received!!!! Were the said bakeries from your most finest oven tasty Mrs M?
My Cooker turns everything BLACK and I'm not sure why!!!!!

Jingle Bells

[Zoo-Man]

Originally Posted by Mrs Mental

You said the word 'aviary' and I thought birds

I'm having a dopey day dont worry about me

You just keep your great bird to yourself young man





Is your cloak one that makes you invisible when you wear it? I've got one of them

I want cake now!

No, I meant my marmoset aviary! hehe

[Zoo-Man]

Originally Posted by Krista

Hi,

Mrs M could pretend to clean them out, Dawn could hold you off at the pass..... and I will whisk in with my huge cloak and steal your Parrots...and replace with cake....now you can't do better than that me thinks!


Jingle Bells

Only one problem with that plan...........

Cakes are silent..............

My 4 parrots make enough noise to wake the bloody dead, so I would notice soon enough

[Krista]

Originally Posted by Zoo-Man

Only one problem with that plan...........

Cakes are silent..............

My 4 parrots make enough noise to wake the bloody dead, so I would notice soon enough

Hi,

Dam the plan is rubbish......you've cut me off at the pass once again.....be gone back to your smashing home and shiny buttons...be gone!

PS I could borrow a beautiful Parrot and give you Mrs M's cloak?

Jingle Bells

[AnythingWithAShell]

I do not have a cloak. I have a crochet poncho.....?