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Ok so we've dont the embarssing injuries by snakes, let people know the most embarssing thing your snake has done! again i'll kick off my my list of embarssing things

During a house party my large female corn turned her self into a belt around a mates pants only to find he hadnt done his fly up properly, well you can imagine the rest of that one.

angel my male corn once try mating with a female on my arm

when jordan still had his drowling problem he decided to investigate my friends ear - snake wet willy

Isis has now taken to trying to get down womens bras when ever they hold him


Ok this one is embarrasing but just remembered that when my pregnant firend was holding ra on saturday he starting falling asleep on her bump

so everyone the most embarssing things have done to you
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Old 15-09-2009, 08:56 AM
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I had a boa that spunked in my Mrs' slipper!
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Nasty and funny at the same time i bet she loved you
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My corn has a habit of pooing on my everytime I get him out only last time he did it I had a friend over and I ended up covered in snake poo!

Not my snake but....Was wearing jeans with slashes up both legs front and back, went to the local reptile centre and was holding a reasonable sized burm and it decided to weave it's self through the holes in my jeans and I couldn't get him out without help!
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My corn has a habit of pooing on my everytime I get him out only last time he did it I had a friend over and I ended up covered in snake poo!

Not my snake but....Was wearing jeans with slashes up both legs front and back, went to the local reptile centre and was holding a reasonable sized burm and it decided to weave it's self through the holes in my jeans and I couldn't get him out without help!

HEHE brilliant i would have taken that burm home he oviously didnt want to leave you
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was feeding a burm at a show in front of near on 100 people and it constricted the geunie pig so hard its testicales flew out of its sac
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i was holding my corn snake and my fly was open and she wraped round my thing
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was feeding a burm at a show in front of near on 100 people and it constricted the geunie pig so hard its testicales flew out of its sac

hahahaha sick but funny
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was feeding a burm at a show in front of near on 100 people and it constricted the geunie pig so hard its testicales flew out of its sac

that must have been interesting to explain
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