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a little girl enters a pet shop and asks "excuthe me, do u have a widdle wabbit?" the shop keepers heart melts, on his knees at her level he says " do u want a widdle white wabbit, thoft fluffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there,
the little girl blushes rocks on her heels and puts her hands on her knees leans forward and whispers " i dont weally fink my python gives a phuk!!!

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Old 06-10-2009, 09:57 PM
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heard it before, but it still makes me laugh
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omg im laughing soo much thts hilarius
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Old 06-10-2009, 10:03 PM
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hahahahah
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HA HA HA LMFAO "Qulaity" "well done"
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Very good
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very good, that made me smile. thanks
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old but still good
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hehe classic!!
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