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What do you get if you gobble down sweets?

.........eatting as much as an elephant eats
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Old 08-03-2010, 10:22 AM
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What do you get if you gobble down sweets?

.........eatting as much as an elephant eats

???
im confused ?

ahhh its to early
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Old 08-03-2010, 10:49 AM
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What do you get if you gobble down sweets?

.........eatting as much as an elephant eats
...What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long

The way that a cow does

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
Given good manners, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a ... brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese ... cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a ... shame
You know exactly who's to ... blame

The mother and the father

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not spoiled, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or can you just not bear to look?

You'll get no...you'll get no...you'll get no commercials

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee do
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Old 08-03-2010, 10:52 AM
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...What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long

The way that a cow does

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
Given good manners, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a ... brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese ... cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a ... shame
You know exactly who's to ... blame

The mother and the father

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not spoiled, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or can you just not bear to look?

You'll get no...you'll get no...you'll get no commercials

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee do
now if it wasnt for the magical thing called google you wouldnt have known that
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:03 AM
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You're right! at least I knew what he was talking about
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:08 AM
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You're right! at least I knew what he was talking about

well if i hate umpa lompas logic presents that i would not watch the film
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:22 AM
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well if i hate umpa lompas logic presents that i would not watch the film
You're missing out Jo!!! Watch it! the original was better, the songs in the new one are CRAP...

Anyway, back on topic I was told I would be sent to jail if I didn't hide my big snake
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You're missing out Jo!!! Watch it! the original was better, the songs in the new one are CRAP...

Anyway, back on topic I was told I would be sent to jail if I didn't hide my big snake
I completely agree...i HATE jonny deep because of that film...orignal one is AWESOME
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superb.. you'll get all his threads locked so nobody will ever be able to reply to them when needed..

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