Yay no more sales people at this door :)

[Molly75]

Originally Posted by _Birdeater_WM_

Where do you keep 2000 rats lol ,and why so many , can i have some for my corn ooooo and my Northern pine and my cali , maybe thats a bit cheeky ,take a pic of ur rat army

LOl they might be a bit defrosted by the time they reach Brum LOL

2000 mixed pinkies up to rats that's amonths worth of food without any hachling bred here we keep lots of snakes and I can't fit it all in the freezer anymore LOl offers to come and stamp the blinking things into said freezer welcome

[Freeman]

Originally Posted by strictly_scales

I'm just waiting for the Jehovah's to come round again. This time I'm greeting them in a black thong with my Burm draped around my neck, with the line "Ahh, so you're here for the Summoning"

Ive already done this, I was donning the said thong in reverse which looked quite nice with a psychotic yellow annie thrashing around like mad and the word judas chiselled into my chest with my very own hand.

[Mik3F]

Originally Posted by strictly_scales

I'm just waiting for the Jehovah's to come round again. This time I'm greeting them in a black thong with my Burm draped around my neck, with the line "Ahh, so you're here for the Summoning"

can we have pics when you do

[Freeman]

Originally Posted by Molly75

Oh can I have one of those they sound greatcan they be redone to fit jumbo rats those would knock anyone out LOL

haha, that is what my post was implying it could do. Cant wait till every one is on large rabbits, though I think ill have to dust the old cannon off in the garage for those.

[Molly75]

Originally Posted by Freeman

haha, that is what my post was implying it could do. Cant wait till every one is on large rabbits, though I think ill have to dust the old cannon off in the garage for those.

Opps yeah just read that you know what why not just mod one of those massive guns to fire piglets now that would be EPIC

[Freeman]

Originally Posted by Molly75

Opps yeah just read that you know what why not just mod one of those massive guns to fire piglets now that would be EPIC

I would buy anything that was that destructive, where can you get them, id buy two if they were destructive enough.

[Molly75]

Originally Posted by Freeman

I would buy anything that was that destructive, where can you get them, id buy two if they were destructive enough.

I bet they sell them on Ebay

[StrictlyMorelia]

Originally Posted by strictly_scales

I'm just waiting for the Jehovah's to come round again. This time I'm greeting them in a black thong with my Burm draped around my neck, with the line "Ahh, so you're here for the Summoning"

The Jehovah's lot are easy to deal with. Invite them in and then keep them in whilst you discuss at great length evolution against creationism. I kept them in for over an hour and by the end they asked to leave. I have subsequently found out that my address is now blacklisted and funnily enough they have not called since!

[Freeman]

Originally Posted by StrictlyMorelia

The Jehovah's lot are easy to deal with. Invite them in and then keep them in whilst you discuss at great length evolution against creationism. I kept them in for over an hour and by the end they asked to leave. I have subsequently found out that my address is now blacklisted and funnily enough they have not called since!

Either that or keep your christmas decorations up year round. Upon entry you will notice the sneering little gits perish into their own handbags.

[Freeman]

Originally Posted by Molly75

I bet they sell them on Ebay

Ive just google image searched piglet gun and this is some of the lovely things you too could find:







I didnt know ruud van nistelhorse was doing tv, although he is dutch so at least its in context.