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Old 05-03-2010, 08:11 PM
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...you chuckle about someone's postcode finishing in "zero BT". (Like I just did before feeling flushed with shame at my astonishing nerd-factor)

What else?
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:19 PM
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...you chuckle about someone's postcode finishing in "zero BT". (Like I just did before feeling flushed with shame at my astonishing nerd-factor)
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:19 PM
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You know you're an invert nerd when...

crabs don't put you off the local hooker.
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:23 PM
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When you hear about an Far Easten earthquake you should be sad but you can't stop thinking about "crushedasians"
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:32 PM
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When you hear about an Far Easten earthquake you should be sad but you can't stop thinking about "crushedasians"
baaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:34 PM
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When you hear about an Far Easten earthquake you should be sad but you can't stop thinking about "crushedasians"
I don't get it.
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:35 PM
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I don't get it.
crushed asians = crustaceans
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:35 PM
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You know you're an invert nerd when...

crabs don't put you off the local hooker.
Whoa dude! Nice work on dragging the thread down as far as it can possibly go on the very first suggestion! I doff my cap to you sir! Kudos!

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Old 05-03-2010, 08:43 PM
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Whoa dude! Nice work on dragging the thread down as far as it can possibly go on the very first suggestion! I doff my cap to you sir! Kudos!
well I almost said

You know you're an invert nerd when...
you find worms in your poo and decide to keep them as pets!

Now that would have draged the thread down........opps
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:49 PM
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When you hear about an Far Easten earthquake you should be sad but you can't stop thinking about "crushedasians"
You say that but a few days after the earthquake I did worry about the Haitian Brown .
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