...can I please have a bucket, a sheet of plywood, a whip and a chair to my bedroom, ASAP, please?
Thought I'd wandered into 18+ there for a moment...
They can get pretty big. We had a huge one on the door frame at work a little while ago, much to the secretaries horror
I swear it was that big you could see the door frame sagging under the weight!
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Thought I'd wandered into 18+ there for a moment...
They can get pretty big. We had a huge one on the door frame at work a little while ago, much to the secretaries horror
I swear it was that big you could see the door frame sagging under the weight!
Lol!
No photos, I'm afraid - I didn't have my camera handy, and if I had tried to take a picture I think it would have grabbed the camera from me, taken the memory card out and pocketed it. He/she had that look about him/her.
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Big house spiders are scary as hell!!
I'm sure I'm not the only one who doesn't mind being near a T too much, but when it comes to a great big house spider it can just naff off!!
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We'll take the horse in the alleyway he will detect all the metal we need
can you imagine him in the darkness with a little miners helmet on awww no its tooo much for the little bison
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You need to hunt him down. Beat him to near-death with a bratwurst while shouting "this is german techno you tit"....
...can I please have a bucket, a sheet of plywood, a whip and a chair to my bedroom, ASAP, please?
I knew house spiders can get big, but I think this one could chuck ME out of the window if it wanted to!
you wanna see them up close, they have a formidable set of gnashers on them for a little one, if he's that big and hanging around you wanna start charging rent
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you wanna see them up close, they have a formidable set of gnashers on them for a little one, if he's that big and hanging around you wanna start charging rent
Or at least kenneling fees...
Am I right in thinking most of the ones you find wandering about in the house are males looking for luuurve? I did notice this one had an impressive pair of "boxing gloves".
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May I be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
Big house spiders are scary as hell!!
I'm sure I'm not the only one who doesn't mind being near a T too much, but when it comes to a great big house spider it can just naff off!!