..... and if you've been around a few forums for a while you'll realise that you'd have to be mad to volunteer as a mod

If you take the job half way seriously you get abused when you do step in and then again abused when you let a thread run (I mod on 2 other forums

). You also need to be on line checking the whole forum pretty frequently, so it really does chew up your time.
On one forum we've a "War Room" where arguements get moved - it has an "enter at own risk" heading and gets used for heated discussions, more effective is the one wrong move and you're out regulation. You've a couple on here I'd have used both these options on in the last week

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