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Originally Posted by kirgem
awww hes gorgeous..can i have him? 
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Do you promise to love him, let him sit on your lap, lay on your bed? Do you promise to wash his bum with warm soapy water if he gets the runs and makes a mess down his long furry tail, and let him grab your arm in his mouth to walk you around the land or back to the cottage? Do you promise to poke your fingers down into his ears while he sighs in absolute bliss at the sheer pleasure of it, keep the back seat of the car folded down so that he fits in it, wash the floors 10 times a day in wet weather, provide him with a big paddling pool on warm sunny days? If the answer is "yes" I might let you borrow him lol.
He also has a party trick. When I cuddle him, he likes to put his jaws around my neck and just hold them there. Makes people shudder to see it but I trust him.......just as long as he doesn't sneeze hehe.