Originally Posted by Mujician

Its not a reptile annoyance, but my annoyance: Hoover is a company that makes VACUUM CLEANERS, you can VACUUM the floor, but hoovering the floor involes taking a huge factory from somewhere in america (I think) and wiping (possibly) on your floor. Or maybe you like ironing your floors, I dont know

Originally Posted by timberwolf

Tick, thats beautiful.

I have another I'd like to share that gave me comfort when my darling dog was put peacefully to sleep 2 years ago.


When God had made the Earth and sky,
the flowers and the trees,
He then made all the animals,
and all the birds and bees,
And when his work was finished,
not one was quite the same,
he said " I'll walk this earth of mine
and give each one a name.
And so he travelled land and sea
and everywhere he went
a little creature followed him
until its strength was spent.
When all was named upon the earth
and in the sky and sea
the little creature said "dear lord,
theres not one left for me"
the father smiled and softly said
"Ive left you till the end,
Ive turned my own name back to front,
and called you Dog, my friend.


(I'll miss you all my days Pud x)