1... Course it's plastic!
2... I flipping hope so!
3... Errr, very!

Bit of an odd April Fools though eh?

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Have you seen the second picture in the link that you put in ?

DEFINITELY computer imagery!

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Well I hope so, I have a nervous condition in which i can't be made a prat in public can you remove my posts please as you are a MOD

hope your condition improves soon... no deletions though... it's too funny

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I don't have a condition, only joking but I would like to congratulate you on being a MOD, smart alec !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Clive... that's very kind

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I'm surprised no-one has mentioned the rather obvious giveaway in that story, where it says "A local animal protection society says it wants to have words with Li at Kouqian, China."

An animal protection society that cares about a smoking turtle, in China?

Well people eat smoked salmon here

Yes I was thinking they'd be more concerned that it might spoil the taste, than about the welfare of the turtle!