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Old 30-04-2008, 08:34 PM
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Mine poo all over the place- I dont mind though it seems to help my rhubarb plant grow, I chuck all the tort poo into the bottom of the plant (which is outside the enclosure!) and its grown lovely since I've started doing it!
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Old 30-04-2008, 08:53 PM
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LMAO! wonderful story.. Glad your toes are soft now? lol
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Old 30-04-2008, 10:54 PM
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Excellent just Excellent.

A good giggle just before bedtime does you the power of good.

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Old 30-04-2008, 11:48 PM
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LMAO! wonderful story.. Glad your toes are soft now? lol
Good job I haven't got a kinky boyfriend wot likes to suck toes eh?
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Good job I haven't got a kinky boyfriend wot likes to suck toes eh?
LMAO thats rather dirty!

Or maybe he'd like them even more if they were softer? Then again the thought of poop on them may put him off who knows lol
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What fun and a great laugh

Why do they always wait until the most inconveniant time or place?

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Old 01-05-2008, 11:57 AM
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What fun and a great laugh

Why do they always wait until the most inconveniant time or place?

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Horatio has a habit of doing stuff like this. Take for instance the first time ever. I was sat in the garden with him on my lap one summer. He was feeling relaxed and drowsy having had some hibiscus flowers, a strawberry and some nasturium leaves and flowers and was pleasantly full. There we sat in the sun, him on my lap, and me dreamily stroking his shell (he likes that) when all of a sudden my foot felt very warm. I looked down to find that Horatio had been so relaxed he'd peed himself, and it missed my leg completely but filled my clog. He didn't even have the grace to look ashamed, little beggar.
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Old 26-05-2008, 05:31 PM
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LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!!
laff laff laff.....
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Horatio has a habit of doing stuff like this. Take for instance the first time ever. I was sat in the garden with him on my lap one summer. He was feeling relaxed and drowsy having had some hibiscus flowers, a strawberry and some nasturium leaves and flowers and was pleasantly full. There we sat in the sun, him on my lap, and me dreamily stroking his shell (he likes that) when all of a sudden my foot felt very warm. I looked down to find that Horatio had been so relaxed he'd peed himself, and it missed my leg completely but filled my clog. He didn't even have the grace to look ashamed, little beggar.
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Old 26-05-2008, 05:41 PM
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Who else could "poo in your slipper" and get away with it.
i'd give it a go but i dont think i would get away with it
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