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Old 13-06-2008, 03:06 PM
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and at 9 months pregnant
your going to break soon
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Old 13-06-2008, 03:26 PM
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Oh dear, Wat have i done? I should never have started this thread!
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Old 13-06-2008, 03:41 PM
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your going to break soon

very probably, yes! i am even booked in for accupuncture on monday to try and speed things up. i always go overdue so need to get this one moving. it may be like passing a pineapple the wrong way but i need it over and done with asap. my poor hips cant take any more!
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but your going to leak everywhere its going to be messy
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Old 13-06-2008, 03:52 PM
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but your going to leak everywhere its going to be messy

it will be VERY messy, and bloody, and maybe even painfull. not that bad though, i have done this 3 times before, so i am almost a proffessional.

i have been told that my language is dusgusting when i am giving birth, and i dont hold back at all, but strangely, i only remeber being really calm and focused. want me to film the true horror and post it via viewcam?? you may never have a normal "healthy" relationship again tho......

there are things that once seen, cant be unseen.......
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Old 13-06-2008, 03:55 PM
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what if it stains your clothes though
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Old 13-06-2008, 04:00 PM
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i imagine with an 8 lb baby bursting its way out of me , my clothes would be the least of my concerns.
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Old 13-06-2008, 04:02 PM
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Bloody hell, i was eating when reading all of this, but still.... i pmsl

Tinker, good luck with the labour, although 2 labours for me was enough
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Bloody hell, i was eating when reading all of this, but still.... i pmsl

Tinker, good luck with the labour, although 2 labours for me was enough

do you know, some days i look back at the way a thread started and the way it ended up and i am left bewildered. i have NO idea whats going on half the time. tina will be along to shout at us soon for going off topic!
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Old 13-06-2008, 04:05 PM
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At least he didnt have a toilet seat to bang it on
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