Well he and I had a bit of a disagreement this afternoon.
I went and fetched him indoors about an hour ago as he likes to watch the Rikki Lake show.
I read a book while he watched. All of a sudden he started moving. He went into the fireplace (not used) and started bumping against an old antique Victorian vase I have standing in one corner.
I said to him "Horatio, what are you doing" and he told me he hated the ugly thing and wanted it out of his sight as he couldn't concentrate on Rikki Lake with it in his line of sight.
I told him to leave it be as I liked it there, whereupon he started to bump against it hard in an effort to get it to topple over and smash on the tiled floor. I ended up having to move it and put it up on the windowsill. I did try to put it on a little side table next to the fireplace but the little horror started to bump the table and the vase was rocking. I think I'm going to have to stop him watching telly as I believe he gets too into programmes and now thinks that he is Lawrence Lewellyn-Bowen. If he startes to strip my nice wallpaper off the walls , we will be having words!
