Step 1 of being a general human being:
Preach about people being unique and their own person, and not being like another person, someone they are not.
Step 2 of being a general human being:
Contradict yourself and poke fun at people for following the advice given by step 1, and not allow them to be their own person.
Step 3 of being a general human being:
Act like you're the good person and deny ever being a hypocrite.