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Old 03-12-2013, 02:26 PM
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When you are looking to buy a house and your only prerequisite is where the viv stack can go.

Which is the problem I am having right now...!!
We are hoping to move in the next year or so and my main prerequisite is that the property will have to have a garage/outbuilding that can be converted to a reptile room!
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Old 03-12-2013, 03:21 PM
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When you try to swallow a chocolate mouse whole...
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Old 03-12-2013, 11:55 PM
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When you have one of those dreams where you are checking out the viv's of your existing snakes only to find it's full of new snakes and you try to separate them and find rubs and vivs for each individual, but the moment you do, you find more new snakes slithering about. It's about this time in your dream the un-housed ones are starting to find themselves in trouble like sneaking in to cracks in the floor boards or cracks in the wall (that don't exist in real life) and you're chasing after them trying to find safe housing for them all but the more you save or think they'll be safe together in this viv or rub, the more there are.

I get this dream quite frequently so this also could just be me going mad.

By the way I currently only have three snakes
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Old 04-12-2013, 01:15 AM
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When you take out food to defrost and put it in the fridge, only for a rat to fall into your trifle

Thankfuly if you lick the cream off the rat within 10 seconds, the rat is still good to give to your snake and you also get some free fibre from the fur
(but only if you lick to hard )
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:41 PM
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When you have one of those dreams where you are checking out the viv's of your existing snakes only to find it's full of new snakes and you try to separate them and find rubs and vivs for each individual, but the moment you do, you find more new snakes slithering about. It's about this time in your dream the un-housed ones are starting to find themselves in trouble like sneaking in to cracks in the floor boards or cracks in the wall (that don't exist in real life) and you're chasing after them trying to find safe housing for them all but the more you save or think they'll be safe together in this viv or rub, the more there are.

I get this dream quite frequently so this also could just be me going mad.

By the way I currently only have three snakes
I had one like this once, though instead of more snakes, the same one kept growing more heads

it all felt very wrong
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Old 04-12-2013, 10:14 PM
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You know you own snakes when you only take limited money and no cards into the rep shop in an attempt to limit the impulse purchase. Just one more!!!
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you realise no turkey this year cos you just done bulk buy on mice/rats so no room in freezer
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Old 07-12-2013, 01:30 PM
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It's kinda worrying for me to be paying £2.75 for medium rats when not long ago Tesco were selling TWO frozen chickens for a FIVER !
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Old 07-12-2013, 01:42 PM
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...people start rolling their eyes and sighing when you start talking about them... AGAIN.
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Old 07-12-2013, 01:44 PM
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