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That's right, there are just three easy steps to follow if you'd like to profit from breeding snakes.

1. Collect underpants.
Yes, underpants. They are a key to your success in breeding snakes. Doesn't matter where they come from; just get collecting.


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3. Profit!
That's right, if you followed these steps, you'll be rolling in the money, and can use fifty-pound notes as bog roll!


Realistically speaking... there's actually three ways (and combinations of those ways) to make a profit from reptile breeding, and they all have one thing in common. INVESTMENT. You don't make money if you don't spend it.

Expect to either breed for the wholesale trade ("Battery Farm" style), invest in the very newest morphs so that you're the first person to supply them in the country (and preferably the world) or get the ingredients for complex combinations so that you're producing more one-of-a-kind animals that are harder to reproduce even if you sell breeding stock.
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glad you posted this....everyone in my area things i am a wierdo for collecting used underwear from there wash baskets
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That's right, there are just three easy steps to follow if you'd like to profit from breeding snakes.

1. Collect underpants.
Yes, underpants. They are a key to your success in breeding snakes. Doesn't matter where they come from; just get collecting.


2. ...



3. Profit!
That's right, if you followed these steps, you'll be rolling in the money, and can use fifty-pound notes as bog roll!


Realistically speaking... there's actually three ways (and combinations of those ways) to make a profit from reptile breeding, and they all have one thing in common. INVESTMENT. You don't make money if you don't spend it.

Expect to either breed for the wholesale trade ("Battery Farm" style), invest in the very newest morphs so that you're the first person to supply them in the country (and preferably the world) or get the ingredients for complex combinations so that you're producing more one-of-a-kind animals that are harder to reproduce even if you sell breeding stock.
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Step 4. Pm SnakezZz - He's got it nailed, and it should only cost you the same as a 10p mix.
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glad you posted this....everyone in my area things i am a wierdo for collecting used underwear from there wash baskets

Hahahahaha!!!, dude you come out with some hilarious stuff, ive been seeing your random posts for a couple of days now all hilarious.

Although it does worry me as you seem to be 100% serious. haha.
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Thats the problem these days people think their gonna make a fortune on breeding snakes but if your doing it right and with normals youll probably break even if your very lucky.

But I do aggree about having to buy very high end morphs to make the next generation morph. Im looking forward to seeing a friends moonglows very soon
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underpant gnomes are the future
I'm glad it's not just me and mine who watched it.

But of course, that HAS to be the way to make a profit with snakes, since it sure doesn't work actually trying to breed and sell the darned things unless you do an AWFUL lot of it.
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Hey guys reckon £250's worth it for a pair of adult unrelated Bredlls sorry about spelling.
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Hahahahaha!!!, dude you come out with some hilarious stuff, ive been seeing your random posts for a couple of days now all hilarious.

Although it does worry me as you seem to be 100% serious. haha.
whats wrong with it...no one else was gonna sniff them so i call dibs
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Fantastic. absolutely fantastic.
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