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Old 28-03-2010, 12:40 PM
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Some girl told me the other day, with the most serious look on her face, that I need a license to keep all the animals I have. I literally broke down laughing. This girl thought she knew everything, I told her I kept 3 corns, a carpet python, 2 emps, 2 curly hairs, a salmon pink birdy and a CWD.
NONE of these require a license. She proceeded to tell me im an irresponsible owner because i dont have this magical license and that anything poisonous shouldnt be allowed to be kept. Yes, she said poisonous. Again i laughed in her face.
By this point she was getting irate but carried on telling me i was wrong.
I wasnt arguing i was busy laughing literally the entire time.
The last but best bit was her saying I wouldnt need a license if my python had been defanged(?)
I couldnt stand anymore, i had to go change my underwear lol
I tried explaining how wrong she really was but she werent having none of it and started insulting me. I crawled away in pools of my own laughter tears and carried on my day. Twas brilliant.
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Old 28-03-2010, 12:43 PM
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i know how you feel i get the same questions when some one new comes to my house
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Old 28-03-2010, 12:43 PM
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Ahaha, i felt like getting my poisonous python on her. if only it hadnt been defanged....
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Old 28-03-2010, 12:52 PM
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My Python is ok as ive stuck a cork in its mouth to stop those poisonous fangs from biting people

Its amazing when you tell people you have a snake and their like oh yeah then you tell them its a python and they panic thinking its gonna kill them
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Old 28-03-2010, 01:05 PM
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i love when you come across people like that think they know it all and can prove you wrong! basically they have nothing better to do in their crappy life but great story cracked me up so thanks
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Old 28-03-2010, 01:07 PM
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some people dont have a clue do they
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Old 28-03-2010, 01:09 PM
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Sorry, but you just lost a damn good chance to educate some one who is ignorant in reptile keeping ................. thing is one never knows where they might end up and perhaps one day be in a position to influence the future of reptile keeping in private ................ she or her friends one day may be in that power position and have the last laugh but it might just happen
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I cant be bothered with people like that anymore....i just burry them in the garden
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Old 28-03-2010, 01:19 PM
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Yeah, I've had lectures from people like that... I had one bloke, who you would've thought I had said that I keep armed members of the Taliban as pets. Gotta love them.

And the other week I had a chavvy fat bird outside the local pet shop hurling abuse at me, for buying frozen rats, accusing me of animal cruelty.... All this whilst the silly bint was chomping on a big mac.
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