what are your funniest/coolest/scariest/epic memories with your pet

I saw it borneo, near the kinabatangan river, it was bigger than my hand. would love to know what it is. MOD EDIT - This link contains audiable swearing that may not be suitable for our younger members YouTube - giant spider thanks guys J

Was wandering around a reptile/aquatics shop in Poole, Dorset the other day and came across this. It's apparently a Tibetan Frog Eyed Gecko but looks nothing like the ones I could find using Google. Are they meant to look like this, or is it in really really bad shape? Looks so ill to me...

Just thought i would introduce you to smiley, after recently being on the run and successfully evading capture on a number of occasions he is back. As far as tokays go i dont beleive this guy to be the spawn of satan but he still scares the hell out of me as i have heard exactly what these guys...