Fun
Here's a few to start you off:
Yo' mamma's sooooo fat she like the lottery; she take two years to roll over!
Yo' mamma's sooooo fat she walked past the T.V and I missed 16 episodes!
Yo' mamma's sooooo stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead just to make up her mind!
Yo' mamma's sooooo...