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1 Why did Sally sell sea shells by the sea shore if you can just pick them up

2 Do Naturists looked at magazines with clothed people in them

3 Do sleeping pills have warning labels that say may cause drowsyness

4 Why do people believe you when you say theres 4,000,000,000 stars in the sky but say the paints wet and they have to touch it

5 Is it possible to be a closset clostrophobic

6 Can a boss eyed teacher control his pupils

7 If a pig loses its voice does it become digruntled

8 If people from Poland are called Poles why arnt people from Holland called Holes

9 If a fella who plays a piano is called a pianist why isnt a racing car driver called a racist

10 Why do they sterilize needles for the lethal injection:werd:

11 Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date

 

[amyloveys]

thats brilliant :notworthy:

 

[stinglestick]

Hmmmm,yes..very good.Its gentle on the brain,good for this time in the morning!

 

[butterfingersbimbo]

1 Why did Sally sell sea shells by the sea shore if you can just pick them up

2 Do Naturists looked at magazines with clothed people in them

3 Do sleeping pills have warning labels that say may cause drowsyness

4 Why do people believe you when you say theres 4,000,000,000 stars in the sky but say the paints wet and they have to touch it

5 Is it possible to be a closset clostrophobic

6 Can a boss eyed teacher control his pupils

7 If a pig loses its voice does it become digruntled

8 If people from Poland are called Poles why arnt people from Holland called Holes

9 If a fella who plays a piano is called a pianist why isnt a racing car driver called a racist

10 Why do they sterilize needles for the lethal injection:werd:

11 Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date

Yes, they do! :lol2:

 

[vickylolage]

11 - because its in a plastic bottle and if you leave water in a plastic bottle for too long come chemicals from the bottle fo into the water.

Or something like that.