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10. You can usually find someone to do it with.

9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.

8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.

7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.

5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."

4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.

3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.
 

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4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.
This is why doggie style was invented.

2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
See 4
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you must be a student thats tryed this :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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Nah.
Never been a student, couldn't lounge around doing nothing for that long :)

Warning: Totally sexist remark coming.

Do remember the old adage though that the ideal woman is three feet tall, ears like jug handles, a flat head to rest your beer on and turns into a roast beef sandwich at midnight.

Beginning to sound like Dr Ruth and that's a mental picture I'm not enjoying. :D
 

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it wasn`t that sexist :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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