[Hissy Missy]

HAHA great one, i've found when your blonde you attract morons when you have black people get to know you, since i've had red hair its like a homing beacon for every idoitic single going:bash:

and the married ones i find....:whistling2:

lol....note to self......*dont die hair red*

im tryna make it redder but it wont go.....:bash:

 

[snakeguy86]

Gav find a girl and say to her....listen hunny, going out with me is like a rollar coaster....there will be highs and lows, at times you will have thrills...but for most of it you will just feel sick and wanna get off

10p? thats proper cheap for a payphone...its 70p minium around here


Little Joanna's got big blue eyes
Coconut cream and coffee colored thighs
I could die lying in her arms
where castles are made of sand
We start to dance
But only the music is bleeding when crickets replace the band

She will always be my sunkissed trampoline,
She goes up and down in my heart,
Turned into jelly beans
And I'm starting to believe that danger's never near,
When Joanna is here.

Little Joanna's like a lazerbeam sky.
Her gluteus maximus like a firefly
And That's why I'm kissaphobic
Well cellulite dreams are made, like lemonade,
But when the shivers are salty and seafoam's the colour of space.




try not putting your self down...a lass dont want someone whos got nothing...and everyone has soemthing

im not really: victory:

 

[JustJordan]

and the married ones i find....:whistling2:

lol....note to self......*dont die hair red*

im tryna make it redder but it wont go.....:bash:

Same effect with the red or blonde hair too
now im boring brown haired lol as usual

 

[sender]

Little Joanna's got big blue eyes
Coconut cream and coffee colored thighs
I could die lying in her arms
where castles are made of sand
We start to dance
But only the music is bleeding when crickets replace the band

She will always be my sunkissed trampoline,
She goes up and down in my heart,
Turned into jelly beans
And I'm starting to believe that danger's never near,
When Joanna is here.

Little Joanna's like a lazerbeam sky.
Her gluteus maximus like a firefly
And That's why I'm kissaphobic
Well cellulite dreams are made, like lemonade,
But when the shivers are salty and seafoam's the colour of space.

see i think i have seen way to many of these, in those sentance i see flabby stomach and huge backside,

i have finally reliesed that i have given up to the romance given by man

 

[bladeblaster]

I am a goddam sexual tryranosaurous...........

 

[Twiglet]

Originally Posted by Kat91
lol it's true...that's why I'm turning lesbian

I tried the lesbian theory... I decided woman are even more of a pain in the arse (except us of course...) than most men are. Plus sex with women is kind of... sticky.

I'm going to go and listen to five finger death punch and forget this conversation methinks

 

[sender]

and the married ones i find....:whistling2:

lol....note to self......*dont die hair red*

im tryna make it redder but it wont go.....:bash:

bleach first then red hair dye: victory:

the worst one i've heard has to be "your eye remind me of the sun hitting the meditterian sea!"

i could even move i was just so shocked at the pure cornyness of the guy:bash:

 

[sender]

I am a goddam sexual tryranosaurous...........

stop wishing you where in predator!:bash:

 

[wildlifewarrior]

nice...

i luffs you really:lol2:

lol it's true...that's why I'm turning lesbian



Not like that :bash:

well you got girly germs anyway
yes you ment it like that so dont like

its no fun....too many sockets, not enuff plugs......:whistling2:

I've got a safe full of cherrys because i pop it and lock it
a girls like a fridge once a week you should stock it

im not really: victory:

you are as your doing it now:Na_Na_Na_Na:

see i think i have seen way to many of these, in those sentance i see flabby stomach and huge backside,

i have finally reliesed that i have given up to the romance given by man

hair on your nipples and zits on your box...in jersey down centre your considered a fox

better?

pain in the ****

gays are aswell

 

[bladeblaster]

stop wishing you where in predator!:bash:

I have a cowboy hat and a big moustache........ggggrrrrrrrrr

 

[snakeguy86]

i luffs you really:lol2:



well you got girly germs anyway
yes you ment it like that so dont like



I've got a safe full of cherrys because i pop it and lock it
a girls like a fridge once a week you should stock it



you are as your doing it now:Na_Na_Na_Na:



hair on your nipples and zits on your box...in jersey down centre your considered a fox

better?



gays are aswell

you cant take the :censor: out of others if you cant do it to yourself:Na_Na_Na_Na:

 

[Kat91]

its no fun....too many sockets, not enuff plugs......:whistling2:

:lol2:

I tried the lesbian theory... I decided woman are even more of a pain in the arse (except us of course...) than most men are. Plus sex with women is kind of... sticky.

I'm going to go and listen to five finger death punch and forget this conversation methinks

Ohhhh you've crushed my dreams

Looks like I'll just be single forever then...*sigh*

 

[bladeblaster]

Looks like I'll just be single forever then...*sigh*

OK I give in, we can have sex a few times, then see how it goes the next day.

 

[snakeguy86]

OK I give in, we can have sex a few times, then see how it goes the next day.

now thats charm:whistling2:

 

[wildlifewarrior]

I have a cowboy hat and a big moustache........ggggrrrrrrrrr

Village people FTW

you cant take the :censor: out of others if you cant do it to yourself:Na_Na_Na_Na:

but saying "i am ugly and always going be single" isnt taking the mick out your self....its just sounds perthetic mate

saying things like "i cant believe another dudes asked me out....i might be camp but am not gay...i like pinky not stinky"...thats funny

 

[wildlifewarrior]

OK I give in, we can have sex a few times, then see how it goes the next day.

genitle warts cleared up fine then mate?

 

[Hissy Missy]

the worst one i've heard has to be "your eye remind me of the sun hitting the meditterian sea!"

i could even move i was just so shocked at the pure cornyness of the guy:bash:

awwwww, at least u get corny......i get, "can i stick my head in your boobs" or...."hi, can u handle big d*cks"...to which i replyed "well, im dealing with you ok so far and you must be the biggest d*ck in here" :bash:

 

[wildlifewarrior]

the worst one i've heard has to be "your eye remind me of the sun hitting the meditterian sea!"

what did your other eye remind them of?

 

[Kat91]

OK I give in, we can have sex a few times, then see how it goes the next day.

No way...you rejected me the other day and I don't take to that kindly.
Now it's my turn to reject you:whip:

 

[Twiglet]

awwwww, at least u get corny......i get, "can i stick my head in your boobs" or...."hi, can u handle big d*cks"...to which i replyed "well, im dealing with you ok so far and you must be the biggest d*ck in here" :bash:

Classic!!